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“When I didn’t give the answer she wanted, she slapped my face, knocking off my glasses.”

NYT: Say, Iran may be building ICBMs after all

Ed Morrissey May 23, 2018 8:41 PM
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“It’s very tense, it’s very awkward.”

“If I were Jared Kushner, I’d be sighing a breath of relief today.”

What? You don’t like being famous?

“He considers himself a Republican and … would prefer to be replaced by a Republican President.”

“If somebody [on the Jets] takes a knee, that fine will be borne by the organization, by me, not the players.”

“Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no ones believes you any more.”

If you don’t want us enforcing laws, stop passing them

“Mr Poroshenko’s team believe they have established a ‘non-aggression pact’ with Mr Trump.”

“…blocking of the individual plaintiffs as a result of the political views they have expressed is impermissible under the First Amendment.”

This is turning into a National Lampoon movie rather quickly

NFL: We’re cracking down on anthem protests

Ed Morrissey May 23, 2018 2:01 PM

NFL Players Association: The hell you are.

“I think looking back those are the people that are going to be embarrassed by their actions.”

But it’s fine for your stalker to use it

“A bad deal is not an option.”

“…recognizing her leadership in the #RESIST movement.”

Are these guys still around?

“I’m not bothering them by living here.”

“We’re a high tax state and people are leaving”

“It’s making it impossible for the middle class to live in Seattle.”

Feds flip Cohen partner the “Taxi King”

Jazz Shaw May 23, 2018 8:01 AM

How did this guy get involved?

“It’s not the most flattering, but it’s nice.”

“I feel like the rest of us are getting dragged through the mud for what’s essentially a Marxist outburst.”

Shouldn’t Publix be forced to bake the Latin cake?

Ed Morrissey May 22, 2018 8:41 PM

Summa cum clod.

Remember when the left cared about eliminationist rhetoric?

Family that took in Parkland shooter being sued

Jazz Shaw May 22, 2018 6:41 PM

Empty pockets

“Irrelevant. Over blown. Sensational reporting at its finest.”

Crossing the red Rubicon?

“you’re going to prosecute people who don’t give up their weapons.”

The sanctuary cities strike back

Jazz Shaw May 22, 2018 4:31 PM

Friend of the court, but perhaps not the nation

“If this is true, then administration has surrendered to #China on #ZTE.”

Democrats’ next big idea: Guaranteed employment

John Sexton May 22, 2018 3:01 PM

“How such guarantees would be paid for is still largely unresolved.”

What does that even mean?